Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Just a dream

All traps are set. There is no way back, just forward left or right. We are not afraid although we know there is much to fear. We were moving Mountains long before we knew we could. So many things we could have done. We would have done. If this was not here at this moment in this place. But it is, and we deal with it. Is that all right with you? I can’t help it, neither can you. We had a fairytale. And we still do, but it’s time for choices. Left, right, left, right, left. I am on the other side, waiting for you. Like I usually do. Missing you, but I am there. And I am there for you. So what are you waiting for? I have warned you about this. But you said you were just busy. Time would catch up. It always does. Like water flows it’s natural way and trees are made out of wood, time catches up with everybody. Before you know it, it is gone. Just like I could have been. But I am not. I am here. And now, we wait. 

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The PERFECT mathematical explanation for....

So I promised my mom to write a blog for/about her. So here it is. It  is going to be about a formula that I recently discovered. My brother studies Physics and Mathematics. Which is really cool of course. But he speaks in formulas all the time. So in order to understand him I need to speak a little bit  Formula as well. This is why it was so easy to  make a formula for the problem that I found today. It’s the following genius and well proofed formula:


Which basically stands for:


In which the S stands for a certain amount of Stupidity, the Q for a Question, the R for a Remark and guess what?? The A for an Answer. S depending on the person and Q,R and A depending on the circumstances.  I proofed this genius formula by a number of researches. For instance: if you would ask people about the weather they would reply about the weather. In this situation S would be a number of let’s say 50. If you would ask any person about the meaning of life you could get a very useful answer back. In this case S would be 1. (I would have to warn you, this all depends on the person you are talking to and the circumstances) If you would ask a person why banana’s aren’t standing up right instead of curved, you possibly get a pretty messed up answer. Let’s say this represents a 100 S. Okaj, so now you have an idea of how it works. Let this be a warning to you all. If I answer a very not significant answer to your question, it could just be that the question was all wrong. So: Please do never ask where the chocolate is (lepracons… need I say more?). Don’t try to ask me why I fall over my own feet all the time (It’s the freeking floor that’s trying to get me down, I am telling you men). And please, PLEASE. Do not ever ask me how I became so young (totally my parents fault, I had nothing to do with it). Right mom?